WOULD YOU CALL …


WOULD YOU CALL THESE HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS OR RHETORICAL QUESTIONS?  IF THEY ARE NOT RHETORICAL OR HYPOTHETICAL, WHAT ARE THEY, DO THEY HAVE ANSWERS?

  1. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?
  2. WHY ISN’T THERE MOUSE FLAVOURED CAT FOOD?
  3. WHAT’S THE OLDEST TRICK IN THE BOOK?
  4. WHAT’S THE POINT IN A HOUSE DISPLAYING A SOLD SIGN?
  5. WHO COMES UP WITH ALL THOSE MARKETING SAYINGS “THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX” “BREAK THROUGH THE GLASS CEILINGS”?
  6.  WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?  (A BAKER SAID IT WAS UNSLICED AND A HAND FULL OF FINGERS)
  7. WHEN SIGNWRITERS GO ON STTRIKE, HOW DO THEY MAKE THEIR POINT?
  8. WHO NAMES THE DULUX CHART?
  9. WHERE DOES MY LAP GO WHEN I STAND UP?   TO LAPLAND?
  10. IS LAUGHTER THE BEST MEDICINE?
  11. CAN YOU MEND A BROKEN HEART?
  12. IS IT POSSIBLE TO FALL INTO A BARREL OF SHIT AND COME UP SMELLING OF ROSES?
  13. WHY DO SOCKS GO MISSING IN THE WASH?
  14. IS IT POSSIBLE TO BORE SOMEONE TO DEATH?  DEPENDS HOW LONG THE DRILL IS
  15. IF LOVE IS BLIND WHY IS LINGEREE SO POPULAR?
  16. WHY DO WE TAKE A BREAK INSTEAD OF HAVE ONE?  SURELY THE BREAK STAYS WHERE IT IS.
  17. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?
  18. WHY IS  MARMALADE NOT CALLED ORANGE JAM?
  19. IS HONESTY THE BEST POLICY?
  20. WHERE IS THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE / WHEN IS THE TWELFTH OF NEVER / WHERE IS THE BACK OF BEYOND?
  21. IF A DEAF MAN GOES TO COURT IS IT STILL CALLED A HEARING?
  22. WHY DO ROUND PIZZAS COME IN SQUARE BOXES?
  23. WHATS THE EASIEST JOB IN THE WORLD?
  24. IF YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT WHAT DO YOU DO?
  25. HOW MUCH ROOM DO YOU NEED TO SWING A CAT?

  26. IS IT POSSIBLE TO SELL YOUR SOUL?
  27. WHY DON’T SHEEP SHRINK WHEN IT RAINS?
  28. WHY DID HITLER HAVE THAT SILLY MOUSTACHE?
  29. WHAT IS THE PERFECT CRIME?
  30. HOW MUCH CAN I GET AWAY WITH AND STILL GO TO HEAVEN?  (THIS IS THE ONE I WANT THE ANSWER TO)
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