WOULD YOU CALL THESE HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS OR RHETORICAL QUESTIONS? IF THEY ARE NOT RHETORICAL OR HYPOTHETICAL, WHAT ARE THEY, DO THEY HAVE ANSWERS?
- WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?
- WHY ISN’T THERE MOUSE FLAVOURED CAT FOOD?
- WHAT’S THE OLDEST TRICK IN THE BOOK?
- WHAT’S THE POINT IN A HOUSE DISPLAYING A SOLD SIGN?
- WHO COMES UP WITH ALL THOSE MARKETING SAYINGS “THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX” “BREAK THROUGH THE GLASS CEILINGS”?
- WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD? (A BAKER SAID IT WAS UNSLICED AND A HAND FULL OF FINGERS)
- WHEN SIGNWRITERS GO ON STTRIKE, HOW DO THEY MAKE THEIR POINT?
- WHO NAMES THE DULUX CHART?
- WHERE DOES MY LAP GO WHEN I STAND UP? TO LAPLAND?
- IS LAUGHTER THE BEST MEDICINE?
- CAN YOU MEND A BROKEN HEART?
- IS IT POSSIBLE TO FALL INTO A BARREL OF SHIT AND COME UP SMELLING OF ROSES?
- WHY DO SOCKS GO MISSING IN THE WASH?
- IS IT POSSIBLE TO BORE SOMEONE TO DEATH? DEPENDS HOW LONG THE DRILL IS
- IF LOVE IS BLIND WHY IS LINGEREE SO POPULAR?
- WHY DO WE TAKE A BREAK INSTEAD OF HAVE ONE? SURELY THE BREAK STAYS WHERE IT IS.
- IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?
- WHY IS MARMALADE NOT CALLED ORANGE JAM?
- IS HONESTY THE BEST POLICY?
- WHERE IS THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE / WHEN IS THE TWELFTH OF NEVER / WHERE IS THE BACK OF BEYOND?
- IF A DEAF MAN GOES TO COURT IS IT STILL CALLED A HEARING?
- WHY DO ROUND PIZZAS COME IN SQUARE BOXES?
- WHATS THE EASIEST JOB IN THE WORLD?
- IF YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT WHAT DO YOU DO?
- HOW MUCH ROOM DO YOU NEED TO SWING A CAT?
- IS IT POSSIBLE TO SELL YOUR SOUL?
- WHY DON’T SHEEP SHRINK WHEN IT RAINS?
- WHY DID HITLER HAVE THAT SILLY MOUSTACHE?
- WHAT IS THE PERFECT CRIME?
- HOW MUCH CAN I GET AWAY WITH AND STILL GO TO HEAVEN? (THIS IS THE ONE I WANT THE ANSWER TO)
